why be difficult when with a tiny bit of effort you can be impossible?

this isn't a Burger King you cna't have it your way

love is alot like a 18 wheeler truck - get out of it's way or be squashed

when a smurf is choking, what colour does he turn?

searching for a helping hand? look at the end of your arm

it doesn't matter how hard you try, you can never fall off the floor

you think you're cute, you think you're fine, well if you were, then you would be mine

short but sweet

I smile because I have no clue what the heck is going on

don't look at me in that tone of voice

big girls don't cry, THEY GET EVEN

tears are word the heart can't say

roses are beautiful until they die, I'll be truthbul unless I lie

on the other hand, you have different fingers

silence is golden, but SHOUTING IS FUN!

if cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter-side down, what the heck happens when you strap toast butter-side up to the back of a cat and drop it?

normal people worry me